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May 23 2018

17:22

barbieofcolour:

ludacris: if u aint got no money take your broke ass home!!!

me: 

17:21
17:21

1oveghost:

1oveghost:

i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs

do me a favor and reply or reblog with your parents’ signs, mine are libra and gemini 😶

17:21

fromchaostocosmos:

returnofthejudai:

If a Jew does good things and is well-liked, odds are a lot of people won’t know that they’re Jewish.

If a Jew is hated and and does bad things, everyone will know they’re Jewish.

“If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare me a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German, and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.” - Albert Einstein 

17:20
17:20
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When u nut, it push u backward

10:39

wlwkara:

shout out to phones for pausing music when u unplug headphones bc im really not out here to blast waterloo by abba to a train full of people

10:39
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thegrimmlovely:

riskpig:

endangeredslug:

riskpig:

teamseabreeze:

recycled-soul:

skywritingg:

iloveyournudity:

cuntsoloud-ishere:

pizzaforpresident:

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

10:38

cabin3tman:

blindstargazer:

cabin3tman:

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

10:38

lyriform:

lyriform:

a resume is just a ref for your worksona

if this post makes you angry you should be angry at your boss not me

10:38
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tikkilanka:

had a very remarkable conversation with my cat today

10:38

andhumanslovedstories:

champagnemoon:

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

10:37
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gyppa:

megamenskingdom:

Window by Danirain

this is what my food sees from the microwave

10:37

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS xD

10:37

chicken-fluff-butts:

techthot:

techthot:

chunky on main

UNIT on main

absolutely rotund on main

10:36
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ubercharge:

drxgonfvcker:

drxgonfvcker:

the truth

@ubercharge 

that’s fair

10:35
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May 22 2018

21:47
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21:47

laxu:

ithotyouknew2:

itsbetterthananal:

you know. avril lavigne really made it seem like skaters were oppressed

“seem?”

“Were”?

21:47

lesbianhayleywilliams:

lesbianhayleywilliams:

mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler

mario @ bowser jr every time he gets in the way of him giving his dad an old school ass whooping for the 280th time 

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