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June 06 2017

19:36

hairymanhatingdyke:

hairymanhatingdyke:

I’d like to spend time with gay men too tho. where’s my small beloved group of fun. kind. casual gays and lesbians

2 days after this post I got invited by a lesbian couple I just met to stay the night & watch Moana with them & my friend who’s a gay dude & another gay I just met so this is the gaypost, reblog to bring gay friends to you

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your-local-mexican:

I just witnessed a stone cold murder

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leadhoovesies:

pochowek:

alt-right-wendys:

pochowek:

me realizing you have NO fate and NO chi energy: So… no chi? No sadame?

JoJo jokes stopped being funny 2 years ago

25/Straight/White/Cis. Proud Wendy’s fucker. Anticommunistche Aktion. Donald Trump is our manager and savior. Race realist. God fearing Christian and Thot killer. Anti-SJW, Anti-Trans, Anti-Cultural Marxism

lmao it’s deactivated

10:48
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alexhursch:

parkstone-international:

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

chaotic neutral

10:40

potato:

4soy:

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

thats none of your business

10:38
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jaded4fox:

This is why he’s the best Chris

10:38

m86:

me: hey
art student: *breaks multiple eggs onto their naked body and start crawling on the floor*
me: okay!

10:38

nuclearcarrots:

whatthefawxblogs:

curseworm:

curseworm:

curseworm:

im loving this article written by som mycologists who accidentally got high as fuck on fly agaric

god same

@nuclearcarrots

doing science right

thank you so much for tagging me, fawx, this is fantastic

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obviousplant:

Anyone looking for a new job?

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bemusedlybespectacled:

reysmarauders:

zamaron:

kramergate:

zamaron:

kramergate:

I vividly remember the scene in like the second movie where the Weasleys were looking at their school supply list and Molly was like “I really don’t know how we’re going to afford it this year” after they had just risked life and limb to rescue Harry and Harry was sitting there eating their food like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Harry ‘Dickhead’ Potter through a mouth full of Wizardburger Helper “idk…….that’s……wow that sucks i guess lol so i’m thinking about buying this solid gold cauldron what do yall think? a little over the top?”

“oh that’s wild lmao… hey check this out I’m gonna buy all the candy off the cart on the train”

“dude you guys haven’t been able to buy new robes in like 10 years….wow that sucks i guess kek but hey lets go get some butterbeer my treat but fuck you :)”

He was literally 12 years old at this point in time, as well as the fact that he always felt extremely bad about their situation and even tried to pay for things for Ron numerous times, however he knew that Ron was ashamed and prideful over his lack of money.

Not to mention he gave Ginny all of Lockharts Defence Against The Dark Arts books, and gave Fred and George his triwizard winnings in the fourth book. 

And if you think, for even a second, that Molly or Arthur Weasley would have ever taken money from him then you don’t know that family at all.

Oh, and when he got all the candy on the train, he was extremely malnourished after being mistreated and abused from living with the dursleys, and made sure that he got enough for himself and Ron, whom he had literally only just met.

a literal child who, only hours prior, was in the process of being starved and abused by his relatives in a room with bars on the windows: *eats food*

y’all: look at this privileged rich boy

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sanrxo:

Me, lovingly throwing birdseed to my mutuals: Nutrients… 

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anna-stronk:

Death battle

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notthepajamas:

character parallels: gintoki | kagura  

10:32

doctortotodile:

helloletsgetlostinwonderland:

scootaloo-pootaloo:

I hate when people say “A woman’s body was designed to give birth.” 
No, giving birth is just something a woman’s body can do.
If we follow that logic, then because a man’s body can reach sexual climax via anal penetration, all men were designed for gay sex.
Needless to say, like gay sex, childbirth is just not some people’s cup of tea.

THIS

The human body can’t even carry the baby for as long as it needs to be carried, that’s why human babies come out like soggy mushy potatoes but baby cows or whatever come out and start standing up within like 2 minutes of being evicted from their first apartment

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